The sky's about to get loud (and so am I!) 🎙️
about 6 hours ago • 2 min readWe did it, Joe! News you can use :) Hey, Reader! Two things this week, and they're both good. I launched a podcast, and I've got an eclipse video coming. Plus Big Deck Energy. Let's take them one at a time. Listen up! For years now, folks in my corner who want to see my work expand have been telling me to make an audio podcast, to take the work I'm already doing and put it somewhere people can find it with their ears. So I did. :) It's the same astrology I put on YouTube, except you don't...
READ POSTEverything I've ever said about Pluto, in one place 💻
14 days ago • 2 min readYes, they are absolutely reading and carrying on about the Homegirl Astrology blog. 🙂↕️ You can filter by mess now. 😌 Hey Reader, You can call me Property Sister because I just did a major renovation of the Homegirl Astrology blog, and it makes finding things wayyy less of a scavenger hunt, so I wanted you to know. Plus, I added a heap of new posts, so that's another win. The posts are sorted into categories now, and the categories are functional, meaning you can filter by exactly the kind of...
READ POSTDon't be a Barry 📉
21 days ago • 4 min readGo, Team!!! The universe just assigned a group project 🚨 Hey, Reader, My bestie and I took a bunch of classes together in college, and we teamed up for every group project we could, because she's smart, creative, and pulls her weight. I like to think she'd say the same about me. In a marketing class one semester, the professor let us pick our own teams, so we picked each other. It was a no-brainer. But she wouldn't let us work as a pair, so we absorbed a guy I'll call Barry, who didn't have a...
READ POST🤗 The FUBU New Moon
25 days ago • 4 min readThe New Moon says "For us, by us" Ahh, Famiglia 🤌🏾🧡 Hey, Reader! My parents, Bren & Ken, just hit 50 years of marriage. 🥳 Yes, fifty! They tied the knot back when Gerald Ford was president, Farrah Fawcett's flip was flipping, and Stevie Wonder released his classic album, Songs in the Key of Life.So I've spent the last couple of weeks planning a family getaway to celebrate them and raise a glass in their honor. And when I sat down to look at the month ahead, I realized this is what it's about....
READ POSTThe beginning of the end 🌑
2 months ago • 3 min readJust be cool, and nobody gets hurt. Stop, put your hands up! Hey, Reader! Have you ever been mid-rollercoaster and realized there is absolutely nothing you can do? You're strapped in, gravity and the track have you, and you're fully at the mercy of whoever's at the controls. And you're pretty sure you caught the lingering smell of weed in the breeze as you passed the operator's booth. You can shut up or you can scream. That's the spectrum. Pluto's symbol has always reminded me of that moment,...
READ POST🥱 More of the same (but louder)
4 months ago • 5 min readI don't even know anymore, y'all... but this feels like the right image Your "The Rest of Aries Season" survival guide (minus the survival) Some days I don't even want to look at the chart. Not in a dramatic way or in an "I'm quitting" way, but in a "the astrology keeps saying the same thing and the world keeps confirming it" way. You open your phone, it's chaos. You pull up the chart, it's chaos. 😵💫 At a certain point, what's the value in me telling you it's going to be turbulent when you're...
READ POST💭 Without a Vision, the People Perish
6 months ago • 2 min readWe're Really Doing This Now Neptune officially re-enters Aries today at 12:34 pm EST, and it's staying there. For good. Well, until it shifts into Taurus... but that's not the point. I know this newsletter is off-cycle. I haven't written in a month. But Neptune entering Aries for the next 165 years felt like the kind of thing I should probably mention, even if my publishing schedule is currently a disaster. Here's what happened: Neptune dipped into Aries back in March 2025, looked around,...
READ POST🎁 My Holiday Gift: The Real Housewives of Uranian Astrology
8 months ago • 1 min readWhat did you call me?! 😡 Hey homies, I know this has been a challenging year for a lot of folks, especially financially. Many of my friends have either been laid off or are worried about losing funding, jobs, you name it. So I wanted to give a little gift to the world this ChristmaHanuKwanzaa'Nalia. Following the lead of fellow astrologers like Samuel Reynolds (shout out to Sam!), I'm sharing my NORWAC 2025 lecture for free on YouTube. The Real Housewives of Uranian Astrology: 8 Hidden...
READ POST💃🏿🪇🎉🎄Mowing the Lawn, Dodging Opinions, and Other Holiday Survival Tips
8 months ago • 6 min read"Let's go, girls!" - Shania Twain Party Mode Activated, Boundaries Required There's a special kind of relief that comes with mentally checking out for the holidays. If you've still got a job, this is your sign to throw that Out of Office on and coast until January. If you don't and you're deep in the job hunt, give yourself permission to step away from LinkedIn for a few days (Unless you've got game streaks to protect—I get it, Crossclimb has me in a chokehold!). Either way, this month’s...
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