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The older I get, the more I get it. Flashes, Crashes, and Strange Attractions Hey, Reader! The Inventor. The Reformer. The Rebel. That’s who’s in the driver’s seat this week—and they just took a hard left. The Sun is conjunct Uranus in Taurus, and Venus is conjunct Pluto on the world axis. Together, that’s genius meets obsession, shock meets seduction, and beauty meets the beast. The Sun/Uranus combo is famous for its flashes of insight—stroke of genius energy. But with Uranus, that stroke...

Brain: Buffering. Body: Naps. Wallet: Crying. Hey Reader, Quick note from the fog: I’m keeping things brief this week. Between Neptune squaring my Mars (translation: all vibes, no energy 🫠), last-minute NORWAC prep, and Saturn inching into Aries, I’m stretched thinner than President Ramaphosa's patience in his meeting with Trump. So, no Big Deck Energy this week — but here’s what you do need to know: 🌓 New Moon in Gemini – May 26Sure, Gemini new moons typically bring "fresh ideas, communicate...

This Is Your Brain on Mud 🫏 The other day, I was shooting the breeze with my dad, my favorite Mercury in Taurus person, and he casually reminded me he’s better at math than most college grads he knows. No degree, no fancy credentials. Just a natural feel for “figures,” as he calls them. His logic is sturdy. Even when he’s wrong, it’s wrong in a well-constructed way. That’s Mercury in Taurus. Thoughts don’t just float in and out—they settle. If an idea doesn’t feel structurally sound, it gets...

Soft Focus, Hard Truths Happy May, Reader! Many years ago, I dipped my toe into acting, snagging an extra gig on House of Cards, season 5. The director sat me across from a fellow extra in a diner scene—our job: look like a couple. Between takes and pretending to eat eggs and hashbrowns, we clicked: he was tall, ex-military (it’s nearly unavoidable anywhere near DC), juggling a day job with dreams of acting and pro wrestling. Kinda random, kinda intriguing. Before the final take, he leaned in...

Maybe it's time for a new heart... She wore a Pepto pink Cinderella gown—lace gloves, rhinestones, the full fantasy. Approaching 70 years of age, this was her third wedding. She took the mic and said: “This will be my last marriage. I’m willing to do whatever it takes to make it work. I'll crawl on the ground like a snake if I have to to make sure my husband's coffee and breakfast are ready." The room didn’t clap, instead chuckling awkwardly, while fidgeting uncomfortably in chairs as hard as...

Beychella still reigns supreme 🤷🏾♀️ The stillness before the drop. There’s a moment in every Beyoncé performance when she stands perfectly still—face lit, hair blowing, music paused—and the crowd screams before she even moves. That’s power. Not just because she’s Beyoncé. But because she knows when to hold a pose and when to drop down low and sweep the flo' wit' it. This week’s astrology carries that same tension: when to act, when to perform, and when to take back control. We’re navigating...

Lawrence was doin' too much... literally.😜 This Full Moon Feels Like Lawrence 🌕 Sup Reader? Think back to Insecure — season 2 Lawrence. He just got cheated on. His masculinity’s been questioned. His ego took a hit. So what does he do? New job? ✅Back in the gym? ✅Baggin' chicks left and right? ✅ It’s the classic masculinity reset — perform success, prove you’re desirable, act like it didn’t hurt. But deep down? He’s still reeling. And in the middle of all that post-breakup flexing… he catches...

Read this right quick before you reply to that heffa's passive-aggressive DM 😅 You show up with ideas, discipline, and receipts. Still, something about your work gets overlooked, under-credited, or outright stolen. Hey, Reader. This week’s astrology speaks directly to that kind of pain. On Friday, the midpoint of Pallas (strategy, pattern recognition, professional intelligence) and Chiron (wounding, mentorship, the pain that becomes wisdom) lands exactly on the Aries Point—the World Axis....

Have you ever had a breakdown in your living room? Yeah, me neither. 🫣 🔥 I’m coming in hot with this one—just like this eclipse. No easing in. No warm-up. No lube. 😮💨 (Too much? Blame Aries.) Reader! There’s a certain kind of chaos that clears the path. Not because it’s gentle. But because it’s real. Like quitting your job mid-Zoom. Or cutting your hair at 2 am because something had to change (Tell me I'm not the only person who's done this!). Or standing in your living room mid-breakdown,...