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There's no rest for the weary when Saturn is around. 🪐 Heavy is the moon that wears the ring Hey, Reader! Imagine signing up for a cute yoga class and instead showing up to a military boot camp – like the ones they sent the bad kids to on Maury or Dr. Phil. That’s Saturn sitting on your Moon. Twice or thrice in life, you get drafted into cosmic basic training—and trust, the workouts are BRUTAL. That period when Saturn transits your Moon—called Sade Sati in Jyotish (Hindu astrology)—is when...

We're Really Doing This Now Neptune officially re-enters Aries today at 12:34 pm EST, and it's staying there. For good. Well, until it shifts into Taurus... but that's not the point. I know this newsletter is off-cycle. I haven't written in a month. But Neptune entering Aries for the next 165 years felt like the kind of thing I should probably mention, even if my publishing schedule is currently a disaster. Here's what happened: Neptune dipped into Aries back in March 2025, looked around,...

What did you call me?! 😡 Hey homies, I know this has been a challenging year for a lot of folks, especially financially. Many of my friends have either been laid off or are worried about losing funding, jobs, you name it. So I wanted to give a little gift to the world this ChristmaHanuKwanzaa'Nalia. Following the lead of fellow astrologers like Samuel Reynolds (shout out to Sam!), I'm sharing my NORWAC 2025 lecture for free on YouTube. The Real Housewives of Uranian Astrology: 8 Hidden...

"Let's go, girls!" - Shania Twain Party Mode Activated, Boundaries Required There's a special kind of relief that comes with mentally checking out for the holidays. If you've still got a job, this is your sign to throw that Out of Office on and coast until January. If you don't and you're deep in the job hunt, give yourself permission to step away from LinkedIn for a few days (Unless you've got game streaks to protect—I get it, Crossclimb has me in a chokehold!). Either way, this month’s...

'tis the season Everybody’s Mask Is Crooked As a girl with a Scorpio stellium (translation: multiple planets in Scorpio AND a PhD in “this isn’t adding up”), I’m always down for a little mess. 😌 And the Scorpio New Moon coming on November 20th is exposing it. New moons set the tone for the month ahead. And this one, conjoined with Mercury and opposite Uranus, is not coming in quietly. Think: news bombshells, leaks, whistleblowers, “wait… WHAT?” moments. Fast, chaotic, and completely out of...

Aesthetic? Or aftermath? Hard to tell this week.🧐 When the System Shakes Uranus re-enters Taurus on November 7, and the ground beneath us trembles again. Taurus is associated with things that bring us stability and comfort in the material world - money, food, and the ground. Uranus electrifies, destabilizes, and exposes the fault lines. Together, they jolt us awake — forcing us to see what’s been unsustainable all along. This looks like shocks to the financial markets (bank collapses, too)...

R.I.P. 🕊️ A Saturn Kind of Week Never have I ever prayed for a camera to tilt down until I watched D’Angelo’s Untitled (How Does It Feel) video in 2000. If you know, you know. If you don’t—picture one of the most beautiful men alive, singing straight to the camera, bare skin and moisturized lips glistening under soft light (click the photo above to watch the video). It felt intimate, raw, spiritual—blurring the line between eroticism and devotion. And now he’s gone. Michael Eugene Archer.That...

When words hurt more than this... ✨ Breakups, Barbs & Bold Moves Cardi B. and Nicki Minaj are back at war, and this round is brutal. Cardi dragged Nicki’s childhood trauma into the feud — a textbook Mercury opposite Chiron moment. Mercury rules children, Chiron is the wound, and together they scream: words cut, words scar. Same vibe with Secretary of “War” Pete Hegseth, who thought it was cool to call his own soldiers fat. That’s Mercury/Chiron too — more weaponized language. Meanwhile, Venus...

I know this doll is creepy AF, but the eclipse is creepier 😩😭 Eclipse Weather: The Big Shift Quick reminder…I don’t decide the astro weather — I just report it. And yes, I know I’ve been talking about this eclipse a lot… Like, a lot a lot. I’m probably a little obsessed. But honestly? It’s a big deal, Reader! Eclipses are always heavy, but this one is stacked with planetary alignments that ratchet up the pressure. You’ve probably felt the shift already. 👣 The Step Into the Unknown A couple of...