Don’t be that guy. Gift an astrology reading instead. Gift certificates are available for full readings, solar return readings, and Uranian readings. They’re perfect for your cousin who texts you every Mercury retrograde, or the friend who keeps saying she wants a career change but still hasn’t picked a lane. You buy it, they book when they’re ready, and you get to be the most thoughtful person at the gift exchange.

​Grab a gift certificate here​

New prices (they went down!)

I lowered my reading prices because I want to see more charts. The more charts I read, I get even sharper. Always be honing. Plus, gas and grocery prices are eating us up right now, so I'm doing what the government won't, and making things a bit more accessible.

A few highlights:

• Birth chart reading: $225 (it used to be $300)
• Uranian reading: $200. This one’s new! Uranian astrology is my favorite way to read a birth chart because it catches details a traditional reading can’t get to.
• Targeted follow-up for returning clients: $125. Y’all asked for this one, so here it is. You pick what we focus on.

Most of my other readings came down too. Check out my Work With Me page for all the prices and details.
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I don't know how long I'll keep them at this level, as my pricing tends to be a bit "mutable." So, you'll want to get in where you fit in soon.

Fewer hoops, y'all

I'm becoming less of a hard-ass in my old age. For the FIRST TIME EVER, I changed two policies.

You don’t need a natal reading with me before you book predictive work anymore, so if you came here just wanting to know what next year looks like, you can start there.

And if you don’t know your exact birth time, you can still book. Bring what you’ve got, even if it’s your mama just swearing it was “sometime after breakfast.”

If you’ve been thinking about a reading, the end of the year is a good time. Most people are already sitting down to figure out what they want next year to look like, and a reading shows you what you’re working with before you start making plans.

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The weekly forecast and Big Deck Energy will be back next edition. 🃏