🤌🏾 Kim K is gonna love this one
3 days ago • 5 min readTOMORROW'S TRUTH TODAY September 16, 2026 In Tim we trust Clock in, homie I've overpacked my schedule. (Again). Classes, client work, my day job, travel. All the things I said yes to when early autumn was just a twinkle in my mind’s eye. Alas, Past Eboni was so hopeful, eager. Twas adorable, truly. But now, Present Eboni is compelled to deal with the consequences of Past Eboni’s enthusiasm. (I can't be alone in this!) Lo and behold, I pulled the fall equinox chart for next week and saw that...
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17 days ago • 5 min readTOMORROW'S TRUTH TODAY September 3, 2026 BATTEN THE HATCHES! Stop trying to save these hoes Maybe you’ve experienced this before. You ask Claud(in)e/Chatty (Chatwick)/Gemini/(insert AI tool of your choice) one small task. Instead of just doing that one thing, it tries to anticipate what you want next and does three other things you didn't ask for, wasting your time and tokens in the process. That is the story of September 10th’s New Moon. Let me set the stage. 🌚 The setup The New Moon lands...
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about 1 month ago • 7 min readTOMORROW'S TRUTH TODAY This will all make sense, if you keep reading... well, kinda... maybe? Just read anyway. A great title that stands out! Hey, Reader! As an astrologer, I have to be mindful of hyperbole. I know my colleagues and I are susceptible to the "hold on to your hats!" and "buckle up!" moments, and some say things like "this is a once in a lifetime transit!" when truthfully, every day has some sort of once in a lifetime combination happening. So don't fall for that sh*t. That...
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about 1 month ago • 5 min readTOMORROW'S TRUTH, TODAY "Scrub-a-dub-dub! Three men in a tub" was kinda crazy when you think back to the nursery rhyme, because why were they all in the tub together? And why did they all have Mars-esque careers (butcher, baker, candlestick maker), given that Mars has a strong correlation to sex?! I know this caption got super long but your girl has questions! So Fresh, So Clean Hey, Reader! A lot of folks found me through the Leo eclipse video, so welcome. We're in it! But if you haven't...
READ POSTThe sky's about to get loud (and so am I!) 🎙️
about 2 months ago • 2 min readWe did it, Joe! News you can use :) Hey, Reader! Two things this week, and they're both good. I launched a podcast, and I've got an eclipse video coming. Plus Big Deck Energy. Let's take them one at a time. Listen up! For years now, folks in my corner who want to see my work expand have been telling me to make an audio podcast, to take the work I'm already doing and put it somewhere people can find it with their ears. So I did. :) It's the same astrology I put on YouTube, except you don't...
READ POSTEverything I've ever said about Pluto, in one place 💻
about 2 months ago • 2 min readYes, they are absolutely reading and carrying on about the Homegirl Astrology blog. 🙂↕️ You can filter by mess now. 😌 Hey Reader, You can call me Property Sister because I just did a major renovation of the Homegirl Astrology blog, and it makes finding things wayyy less of a scavenger hunt, so I wanted you to know. Plus, I added a heap of new posts, so that's another win. The posts are sorted into categories now, and the categories are functional, meaning you can filter by exactly the kind of...
READ POSTDon't be a Barry 📉
2 months ago • 4 min readGo, Team!!! The universe just assigned a group project 🚨 Hey, Reader, My bestie and I took a bunch of classes together in college, and we teamed up for every group project we could, because she's smart, creative, and pulls her weight. I like to think she'd say the same about me. In a marketing class one semester, the professor let us pick our own teams, so we picked each other. It was a no-brainer. But she wouldn't let us work as a pair, so we absorbed a guy I'll call Barry, who didn't have a...
READ POST🤗 The FUBU New Moon
2 months ago • 4 min readThe New Moon says "For us, by us" Ahh, Famiglia 🤌🏾🧡 Hey, Reader! My parents, Bren & Ken, just hit 50 years of marriage. 🥳 Yes, fifty! They tied the knot back when Gerald Ford was president, Farrah Fawcett's flip was flipping, and Stevie Wonder released his classic album, Songs in the Key of Life.So I've spent the last couple of weeks planning a family getaway to celebrate them and raise a glass in their honor. And when I sat down to look at the month ahead, I realized this is what it's about....
READ POSTThe beginning of the end 🌑
4 months ago • 3 min readJust be cool, and nobody gets hurt. Stop, put your hands up! Hey, Reader! Have you ever been mid-rollercoaster and realized there is absolutely nothing you can do? You're strapped in, gravity and the track have you, and you're fully at the mercy of whoever's at the controls. And you're pretty sure you caught the lingering smell of weed in the breeze as you passed the operator's booth. You can shut up or you can scream. That's the spectrum. Pluto's symbol has always reminded me of that moment,...
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