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There's no rest for the weary when Saturn is around. 🪐 Heavy is the moon that wears the ring Hey, Reader! Imagine signing up for a cute yoga class and instead showing up to a military boot camp – like the ones they sent the bad kids to on Maury or Dr. Phil. That’s Saturn sitting on your Moon. Twice or thrice in life, you get drafted into cosmic basic training—and trust, the workouts are BRUTAL. That period when Saturn transits your Moon—called Sade Sati in Jyotish (Hindu astrology)—is when...

The revolution is here -- and some of it's being televised The Astrology is Astrology-ing When I recorded my eclipse video last Wednesday, I warned that this Virgo solar eclipse was no small deal. Since then? Three prime ministers have stepped down, Charlie Kirk was shot at a university event, and Nepal is literally on fire. The astrology is in full effect — and it’s moving fast. This eclipse sits at the crisis degree of Virgo, on the South Node. Translation? Endings, exposure, and events...

The planets this week: lol, suffer. The playlist fromH-E-🏒🏒 This week’s astrology looks like somebody hit shuffle on the worst planets possible and put it on repeat. It’s the playlist you didn’t ask for, but you’re stuck in the car with no control over the Bluetooth connection. Here’s what’s on the menu: ☀️ The Sun moves into Virgo—analytical, methodical, sometimes critical. Okay, that doesn't sound bad. 🪐 Saturn, planet of restriction and denial, hits the World Axis (00° Aries) again. Oof......

WTF, Eboni?! People keep asking me:“Eboni, what the hell is going on in the sky? The world is a complete sh*tshow.” Massive earthquake in Russia.A tsunami.Children swept away by floods.Layoffs. Funding cuts galore. A rotting social safety net.An alleged pedo president? First of all...Yes. takes a deep breath Here goes... 🌊 Saturn + Neptune = Flood, Fear & Fractures Back in April, I warned in my Saturn-Neptune livestream that we’d see more natural disasters, particularly flooding, earthquakes,...

Girl, me too! Some new moons plant seeds. This one clears the field with a blowtorch. This week’s New Moon in Leo isn't about affirmations and vision boarding. It arrives with force — here to unearth, expose, and annihilate anything false. Because this isn’t just a new moon.It’s the Sun and Moon in conjunction with Vulcanus — the Transneptunian planet that magnifies whatever it touches. And all of that opposes Pluto. And when what’s being magnified is Pluto’s darkness? We get a lunation that...

Bem-vindo! Emily in Paris, but make it Tubi There was this one time I moved to Portugal for a few months—cute, right? Fresh start, European adventure, main character vibes. Instead of Emily in Paris, it was Eboni in Porto. You get it. Unfortunately, I caught COVID. Instead of flexin’ on the ‘Gram like an international baddie, I was quarantined in my AirBnB looking like a domestic saddie.🥺 No rooftop cocktails. No street style moments. Just NyQuil and Netflix (with Portuguese subtitles). And...

🎢 The Thrill and the Thread "I’ve always wondered why people rode rollercoasters. Why the feeling of throwing up brought about some type of excitementThat they didn’t receive on a regular day. When did feeling sick become equivalent to thrill?... I’ve always wondered why people rode rollercoasters. And I remember. I remember when I did."- Tank and the Bangas, ”Rollercoasters” That’s the energy of this week’s sky. A moment where pleasure gets tangled up with panic. Where you want the rush and...

Lil' E and Big E.🥹 🌙 The Past Came to Hold Me A few nights ago, I dreamed of my late grandmother. She saw I was hurting—and she pulled me close while I cried. I woke up with tears in my eyes and this overwhelming sense of being held. Not fixed. Not solved. Just held. That’s how I know Jupiter and Mercury in Cancer are working overtime.Ruled by the Moon, Cancer corresponds with memory, mothering, and emotional nourishment.And when Jupiter amplifies that and Mercury narrates it?We get messages...

A lil' medicine for the heart this week When Keeping the Peace Costs Too Much On June 1, Venus meets Chiron in Aries—and it’s not subtle. This is heartbreak that pulses from the survival brain.It’s not weepy. It’s urgent.It’s the reflex to over-function in relationships because something in you still believes:“If I don’t fix it, I’ll lose everything.” This transit stirs the wound of rejection and abandonment, especially in the places where you’ve learned to stay small to keep the peace.You...