💳 This New Moon Might Decline Your Transaction

Hey Reader,

Quick note from the fog: I’m keeping things brief this week. Between Neptune squaring my Mars (translation: all vibes, no energy 🫠), last-minute NORWAC prep, and Saturn inching into Aries, I’m stretched thinner than President Ramaphosa's patience in his meeting with Trump. So, no Big Deck Energy this week — but here’s what you do need to know:

🌓 New Moon in Gemini – May 26​
Sure, Gemini new moons typically bring "fresh ideas, communicate better, start that blog" energy. Yadda, yadda, yadda. But this one’s got a major twist.

From a Uranian Astrology lens, we’ve got Saturn/Admetos on the Sun/Moon midpoint. Translation: In the month ahead, we can expect severe limitations, frozen conditions, financial, physical, and/or emotional contraction. Think tight spots, dried-up wells, shrinking financial markets, and “I ain’t got it” energy. (To be clear, I am not offering financial advice, but you might feel it in your wallet or timeline.) Another descriptor of Saturn/Admetos is forbearance... so I'm very curious to see what news comes out about student loans and other lending programs, in general.

This month is not cute, but it is clarifying.
The remedy for this combination is Patience (that capital P is not a typo!). And maybe don’t launch anything that needs momentum right away. Saturn/Admetos isn’t here for speed, but for duration.

🔥 Saturn enters Aries on May 24​
That’s a big one. I’ll probably do a video about it if I feel up to it. I try not to spam y’all, so if it goes live before next week’s newsletter, you’ll find it on the YouTube channel. Subscribe + turn on notifications if you haven’t already.
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✨ And hey — if you were like “wtf is Admetos?!”... you might wanna check out my NORWAC lecture on the Transneptunian planets this Saturday. You should still be able to grab a single-day pass today. Just sayin’. 😌

Okay, homie. That’s all I’ve got in the tank this week. I’m off to go lay back down — and honestly, you might want to do the same.